Last weekend we were visiting with a friend and his two daughters ages 5 and almost 2.  We made the mistake of teaching the 5 year old “Knock, Knock” and “Why did the ____ cross the road?” jokes.  Her jokes, although making no sense to anyone who was not 5 years old, were hillarious.  After hearing us laugh at her sister’s “jokes” about cars, lightpoles, and articles of clothing, the little 2 year old chimed in…

“Knock, Knock…. shit!”

“Knock, Knock…. shit!”

Had to be the funniest “Knock, Knock” joke of all time, especially with her dad trying to assure us that she was indeed trying to say “shirt”